01 // For Agency & B2B Founders

You run an agency or a B2B service company doing $30k a month or more, and your pipeline depends on calls.

We'll put at least 25 qualified sales calls with buyers who can actually afford you on your calendar in 60 days, with a done-for-you Meta ads call funnel we build, launch, and run for you start to finish.

The same done-for-you funnel that booked KU Creatives 11 qualified calls in their first 7 days live, at $237 a call, against a $15k average deal. You film once. We write it, build it, and run the daily media buying ourselves. And if we don't hit 25 in 60 days, we keep working free until we do.

11 qualified calls · 7 days live · $237 per call · $15k average deal · campaign paused for out-booking their sales team

One real account: KU Creatives. We don't have a wall of logos yet, and we're not going to fake one.

02 // The Problem

I bet your pipeline looks like one of these right now.

You didn't get to $30k, $50k, $100k a month by accident. You scaled a channel. Maybe two. Referrals. Cold outbound. Founder-led posting on LinkedIn. And it worked, until it didn't.

Then the floor dropped out. Tell me if any of these is you.

"My pipeline is a ghost town."

Some months are great. Then three months of crickets, and you can't plan a hire because you genuinely don't know where next month's deals come from.

"We're just running on referrals and hope."

Cold email reply rate is sitting at 0.4 percent and dropping, and you check, so you know. LinkedIn brings in two, maybe three leads a month. That's it.

"I'm drowning in tire-kickers."

You got leads once. They were students, people with a $0 budget, the kind of lead that makes your sales team want to quit. Your closers are one bad week from walking.

"I tried paid ads myself and burned eight grand in 45 days with nothing to show."

So you told yourself paid ads don't work for your niche, and you moved on.

"We hired this agency and got absolutely nothing back."

Great pitch, polished onboarding doc, then radio silence. They ran clicks to your homepage and sent you a dashboard full of impressions. Cool. Did anyone book?

"I'm the bottleneck. Every deal closes because of me."

Every call on the calendar is one you set yourself. You're six hours a day in sales when you should be running the company, and you can't take a real vacation because the pipeline stops when you do.

That's the spot. Burned on paid ads, stuck at the ceiling, knowing the next lever is the one thing you can't seem to make work.

03 // Why It Keeps Failing

The problem was never that paid ads don't work for your niche. It was that nobody built the whole machine.

The fix isn't more leads. It's not another cold email tool, another outbound VA, or a cheaper agency promising a firehose of volume. You'd hate more volume. Your sales team would walk.

Here's what actually went wrong every time before. Pick the ones you've lived.

You ran traffic to a homepage, not a funnel.

A page that converts at 0.3 percent was never going to turn a cold stranger into a booked call.

You optimized for cheap clicks instead of booked calls.

So the algorithm went and found you the cheapest, lowest-quality lead it possibly could. That's exactly what you asked it for.

Nobody set up the tracking right.

Meta couldn't tell the difference between a buyer and a broke clicker, so it never learned who your real buyer was.

You hired someone who does six things badly.

SEO, paid ads, social, email, design, all from one shop, all mediocre. Every account got a template and a junior. Nobody senior ever looked at yours.

None of that is a niche problem. It's an execution problem. The ads were never the issue. The system around the ads was.

04 // What You Actually Need

You need the whole machine built and run for you, by someone who only does this.

One funnel, designed around how your buyer decides, with a single job: turn a stranger scrolling Facebook into a booked call with someone who can afford you. Pointed at the right person from the start, so the buyer stops scrolling and the broke tire-kicker keeps going. Tracking done right, so Meta optimizes toward people who book. And someone in the account every single day, killing what stops working and scaling what does, so the thing doesn't quietly die on you in week three the way it always has before.

When you have that, your sales team wakes up to a calendar full of calls with people who can actually afford you. You stop being the bottleneck. You finally get a number you can scale, and a channel you can turn on and stop thinking about.

The VSL above walks you through exactly how it works. This is the short version.

05 // Inside The 60-Day Sprint

Everything that gets built and run for you.

Step 01

Your offer and positioning, sharpened first

We rebuild your offer for cold traffic before a single ad runs, so you can sell something cold strangers actually want, not something only your warm audience already gets.

Step 02

Your entire funnel, built and deployed

A high-converting booked-call landing page, the calendar integration, the routing rules, and a multi-step qualification form that filters hard so you can have qualified calls land on the right rep automatically, instead of tire-kickers hitting your calendar.

Step 03

The ad creative, written and built

The VSL, the angles, the copy, the scripts, all written and edited by us. You get on camera once. So you can run a deep bench of founder-led ads without ever opening a doc or a timeline yourself.

Step 04

Tracking and attribution, set up right

Pixel and CAPI installed server-side so you can have Meta optimize toward people who book calls, not the cheapest clicker. This is the piece almost everyone gets wrong, and it's the piece that decides whether you get buyers or broke leads.

Step 05

Lead-to-call nurture and show-up system

A confirmation page, breakout videos, and an email and SMS nurture sequence with reminders and reschedule flows so you can have booked leads show up warm instead of ghosting, and a missed call get re-booked instead of lost.

Step 06

Daily media buying, done by us

Every day. Killing the losers, scaling the winners, refreshing creative before it dies so you can never log into Business Manager and never watch the campaign quietly stop working.

Step 07

Weekly reporting and a shared dashboard

So you can see cost per qualified call and calls booked, the numbers that actually matter, not impressions and clicks nobody cares about.

One play, one platform, one type of client. No SEO, no Google, no social bolt-ons watering it down.

06 // The Receipt

Here's what it looks like when the whole machine runs.

KU Creatives. We built and launched their Meta call funnel. Ads went live, and in the first 7 days they booked 11 qualified calls at $237 a call against a $15k average deal. We had to pause the campaign. It was booking more calls than their sales team could close in a week.

And the honest part, because we'd rather you trust us than be impressed: that's the case study we're leading with, and we're not going to pretend there's a wall of logos behind it. There isn't, yet. What's behind it is that we run this exact playbook in a live ad account every single day, for a home services company in Iowa that closes on the phone. Same machine. Ads, funnel, booked calls, deals closed on calls. We're not telling you about it. We're doing it right now.

07 // The Guarantee

If we don't book the calls, we don't stop and we don't keep our fee.

If we don't deliver 25 qualified sales calls from your ideal clients within 60 days, we'll waive our management fee and continue working for free for up to 90 additional days, until we hit the 25 calls.

There's no refund and there's no money back here, on purpose. The risk reversal isn't cash, it's us working for free on our own dime until you get what we promised. The only way this goes wrong for you is if we don't deliver, and if we don't deliver, we don't get paid.

That only stays fair if "qualified" is defined before a dollar runs, so here it is. A qualified call is a booked call with a prospect who fits the ICP filter on the application: real budget, a proven offer, ready to start. No-shows, cancels, and people who self-book without qualifying don't count toward the 25. No ambiguity at day 60.

It also only works if you hold up your side, so the guarantee holds when you:

  • Maintain at least $150/day in Meta ad spend across the full 60 days.
  • Have a clear core offer and a sales process that closes around 15% of qualified calls.
  • Respond to leads and our team within 24 business hours.
  • Film requested creative within 5 business days, and approve funnel and ad assets within 3 business days.
  • Take the calls we book.

Break those, and the guarantee pauses or voids. The only way this doesn't work is if it's our fault.

08 // Questions

Everything you're probably still wondering.

So what exactly is the 60-Day Meta Call Funnel Sprint?

Why does this actually work when paid ads didn't before?

What do I actually get?

Who is this for?

What results can I expect?

Do I have to pay a big upfront fee?

"Paid ads don't work for my niche."

"My ICP isn't even on Facebook."

"Won't ads make my brand look cheap or scammy?"

"I don't have time to be making content."

How is this different from the agency that already burned me?

What if I've got a sales team that can't handle the volume?

09 // Next Step

See if this is a fit for your business.

If you want a real channel that books qualified calls with buyers who can actually afford you, predictably, without you in the middle of it, the next step is a short application. Answer four quick questions, grab a time, and on the call we'll look at your offer, your numbers, and exactly what this campaign would look like for your company. If it's a fit, we'll map it out. If it's not, we'll tell you straight and point you at what to do instead.